I dont know if you know what i know..so i will tell you ..ima getting married !! woot !!

    So I browse around the internet today ..and find a picture of my Katt. This is on my ex's page..and the subscript on it labels me a vicious ex and that I stole him..lets correct that shall we.

  1. She left the Katt with me..to go be with another man
  2. She refused any shipping arrangements I suggested for the Katt and made no effort to reclaim him
  3 .I did ask for a considerable cash settlement at a later date to return Katt to her care..as basically a purchase of property left in my care for over 1 year..and was informed by her brand new b/f that no money would be forthcoming.


 So , lets see..best way to surmise...
If you decide adultery is the way to go..make sure there is nothing you want to leave behind as there is no way in hell you are getting it back. And if you really really want something, you pony up the cash or shut up. And of course..dont defame another person when you are the one in the wrong.

Vicious me? Nevair ! Realistic and opportunistic..of course.

Oh well..never mind..Katt now resides with a nice family where he gets to play with a charming little girl and boy..good for him!

..just wanted to clear the air..woot!

I cut this out of the Vancouver Sun today and scanned it in..HOLY POOP !!!

oh its been a fun first little while of the year..i hope everybody is enjoying..
what has been happening to the Mikey one asks..the Mikey will answer..
lessee..
right after xmas i get this lovley hot knife pain in my gut..oh joy he says..lasts about a week..and i goes to the doctor..oh yah..i love that..so after poking and proding..i find i have diverticulitus..( I CANNOT SPELL )..all it breaks down to ..is if I dont get it taken care of and fast... and somethign nasty will most definitely burst inside..i could ..you will love this part..DIE..oh bugger me..just what i wants..so i have to go to a specialist for scans and cameras and stuff..oh fewking joy..but it does explain for the last few years why i have had nasty issues with passing wind all the time, very angry bum action, and pooping a lot..like 4 or more times a day..hell..i thought that was normal..garg..so lets hope we can get this fixed..without surgery..ow ow ..but hmmm..surgery..it would be the first time i would be having surgery that doesnt involve my genitals..woohoo...lets get a cutting doc!! hell..if you can't laugh at yerself..then you are most likely a dumb ass redneck who cannot see the absurdity of life ..that inbreeding for ya!! 
and i hate my car...i so much prefer the minivan my mum got..argh..nothing like being a single parent (AGAIN)..that drives home the budget crunch..but strangely enough..im doing pretty ok..bills are paid..no payday loans needed..hell..but hey..its getting better..
my darling daughter Ash is doing pretty good..she is such a wonderful child..hardworking in school..helps her dear old dad..and she finally got her Social Insurance Number..get a job girl ! She wants her drivers licence..well she shall get it as fast as I can manage it..
my sweet boy Alex..he is growing up right fast and right good..too bad the court has decided that a workaholic mom who is never home for her kids and to be taken care of by a guy who beat the shit outta his mum, hasnt worked for years , is a "ex" meth head and is on disablility is a better parent than me..kinda notice the bitterness and anger in that..good..stoopid judges..so the countdown for the boy to live with me is on..2 years..9 months and change..then he turns 12..woot...he is such a good boy ..he's the kid i wanted..hell both my kids are the kids i wanted and nobody can tell me nothing different.. the hampster my boy bought is adorable to look at ..unfortunately has the personality of a rabid Tazmanian devil..grrr..small furry and fierce..i want a dog..a daxie..now dammit..oh well..i have my orange boy and my black and white boy to keep me company...fuzzy fat cats..
mum..ah dear sweet mum..she is slowing down and getting a bit muddled..hey.she's 85 this year..what do one expect..but she is so strong and she dont give up that easy..can be intimidating...but she is sweet..hope she is gonna last a wee bit longer..
work is a fun and exciting things..yay work..meh..at least it puts food on the table and a roof over our heads...roof..
thats a messed up word ..
on the romance front..oh my..i have decided i want a redhead again..but what redhead you ask? not my ex ..nooooo..well..maybe but thats a completely messed up and totally not gonna happen bucket of emotional weirdness..hmm..where is that time machine i built..oh i know ..i traded it for a 6 pack of lucky...but in this case..noooo.. i have met a nice slim real redhead lady..intelligent and brash and strong morally and personality wise..now..the mikey has a weee bit of trust issues with women ...but i will see with this very nice lady if i get relagated to the "just friends" bucket, the "playmate " bucket or the "lets date " bucket..i like buckets..you put things in it..she's been a minor obsession of mine for a while..but i dont hold out any hope..i kinda am gonna find out tomorrow..having her over for dinner..we is having shake n'bake..oh yah..EVERYBODY SHOULD SEE TALEDAGA NIGHTS..then they will understand the shake and bake thing..lol..southern people amuse me..rednecks amuse me...inbred country folk with funny accents,cowboy hats and the desire to listen to only two types of music ( Country and Western )..they bust me up no end...god ..i should move to Alabama or the Canadian equivalent...i would laugh 24/7/365...hell..what is the Canadian equivalent of Alabama anyways..SOMEBODY HELP ME WITH THE GEOGRAPHY!!! ...
now what makes me want to enter the dating scene again after all this time..is it sex..nah...thats nice , but not what i want..mostly..to tell the truth i want company..and somebody to cuddle..mmm..cuddles...and it all started with this messed up dream i had..it was odd..it was one of those dreams that are so real you cant tell the difference..well this dream involved me falling in love with a curvy blonde ...and when i woke up i was actually upset..garg..odd thing is..blondes are 3rd on my list..and curvy..i usually like real skinny..bizzare..i guess it was a sign to mayhaps start over..for the what is it now..3rd time? lol..we shall see...narf!
oh..i am hoping my divorce is almost done..its cost a wee bit of cash..not as bad as divorce number 1..but still pricey..my lawyer is ...wow..hubba hubba..lol...go figure that out..a sexy lawyer...as long as she can do her job..i dont care what she looks like..just get it done and then i am clear..w00t...
have fun gang!

NO KIDS NO KIDS NO KIDS NO KIDS NO KIDS

now dont get me wrong ..i adores my babies..but once in a rare while..daddy likes some ..DADDY TIME..
so..here is the test..

what did I do all weekend...
who did I do it with..

those of  you who get the right answer..are SMRT..yes you are

Its my birthday on the 12th ..and i found this perfect picture...enjoy the giggle..its appopriate!

I woke up yesterday morning in a great mood..well rested ..warm..it was nice. Then kinda go ready for the day...until..of course something went wrong. Im getting dressed and stuff..and my baby girl ( some baby she's 15 but she will always be my baby )..starts calling "Daddy..Daddy"..now the usual situation for that is ..the remote is 2 inches beyond her reach..so I ignored it..until she again did the "Daddy ..Daddy " thing..more insistently..so I figures..something important..right..so I goes downstairs..and my wee little girl is all crying and stuff...sad TV show...no...unfortunately one of our pets had died during the night...and she kinda found out when she was gonna feed him..so we both had a nice little cry ..and we then went to grannys house and buried him. Granny of course offered to replace our lost one..but we said no..poor fuzzy guy ..poor Ash...but it was a lovely funeral..in a nice garden.

We will miss you fuzzy guy.

Loves from Mikey and Ash and Alex

Yay...cats ear is healing..not as stinky, getting cleaned up ..less black gunk..such happiness for the poor boy. Still gonna take him to the vet later to double check..but now I know he's doing better. finally some good news however minor..tis a welcome change.

i want a puppy..mini daxie...

took an online test..and thats best for my life..and i love em anyways..w00t


take the puppy test ....  

Its my 2nd wedding anniversary..and you would think I would be a happy man...dear people..I will never be happy again..sadfaced.

OMFG ..yes..OMFG..I am so bagged and bored and blah ...I woke up at the crack of noon yesterday ..and at 1:38am I  finally my brain is slowing down..entertaining the thoughts of sleep. Wheee..so in the interest of amusing myself and a few others..go here..play on it ..its amusing..find out what questions ..there are only 2 I put up and 1369 (at last count ) to go thru....if you find them..lemme know and I will give you a
Special Prize !!!!
..no..its not chocolate pudding..you cannot transmit chocolate pudding via the interwebs..silly humans..